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Shareholders Cheer Zok Inc.’s New Hiring Paradigm
Seventh-quarter stocks took a momentary plunge today when Bartholomew Trundle, CEO of Zok Drink, Inc., was eaten by an unpaid intern. The incident occurred at…
IPF’s “Nine Donkeys”: a Heavy Must-Have
–FLIP WHIZZLE Hey kids! I’m back this week with my take on a hot new band I think will be a household name in the…
Random Horoscopes #1
by TRENT These are supposed to be done by randomly-selected citizens, but I suspect that this wasn’t very random, since I heard them talking about…
Natal Annuity Festival Yields Fun for All
The economy took an exciting turn today when the birthday-themed dream of one Simone Gonzales (age 8) collided with the investatorial Teeming Masses on Wainscoting Way….